With a visit from the King looming nearer, the Mayor of Avaloch has determined that the village requires civic beautification.  And what better place to start than with the peasantry?  The harsh winter has not been kind to the working class, and the shifting winds of springtime have tinged local noble noses with the stench of the common man.  As such, the Mayor has enlisted the services of a Minister of Culture to whip the local populace into shape.  

Join the merriment!  Will you partake in raising the class of the working class as a rising tide (and perhaps a little soap) lifts all ships?  Or, will you join with the rebellious serfs as they fight to preserve their way of life, squalid and debaucherous as it may be?  Which shall overcome… the spit or the polish?